That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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