shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Randomize
