either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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