So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize
