A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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