He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
She's the barista slut.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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