omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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