I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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