glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
