Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Randomize
