I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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