Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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