"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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