he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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