This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
We smell like vodka and hangover
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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