It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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