There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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