I didn't shave. On purpose
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
where does the pee come out of this thing
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just gargled with NyQuil
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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