What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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