I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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