I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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