i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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