i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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stop calling my apartment porn island.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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