Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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