But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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