Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?