I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Randomize
