Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
The Olympian is in my bed
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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