yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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