he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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