fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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