hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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