You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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