i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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