Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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