I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
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do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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