So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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