When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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