ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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