who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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