I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Pants 0. Shit 1.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
