he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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