Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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