We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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