Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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