i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
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