it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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