matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
party gras won. party gras always wins.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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