The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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