Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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