420 ftw
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my phone needs a breathalizer
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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