Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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