So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
