Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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